Before each Statement say LAME ASS NICCAS......
* Are so emotional (on some Carl Thomas Sh*t)...no, I don't wanna be your girlfriend.... so build a bridge and get over it!.... or maybe.... you should...ummm..... i don't kno.. jump off of it!....(lol it was just a suggestion)
* Always try to impress people by talking about what they have, who they know and what they Can do for you.... oookay sweety if you really had all of that pull....then ummm
why are you broke, busted and still living at home with your mom? let me guess...its a recesssion.......(rigggghhhhhttt)
* At some point or another would ask "what did you buy me?" or "when you taking me out?".... Trading places was kinda sexy when Usher did it but FYI your not Usher and with that being said.... I didn't buy you shit!...if i dont offer...don't ask!
(DONT FORGET TO SAY LAME ASS NICCAS BEFORE EACH STATEMENT...PROCEED!)
* Complain about daytime minutes...but as soon as the clock strikes 9pm...they wanna blow your jack up and hold you hostage over the phone..... stop your bumassness and get a new plan!
* Invite you over to their house and never want to go out .....pls tell me what the hell can I do at your house that i cant do at mine? oh yea....i kno.... stare your mother in the damn face! and plus my outfit is way too sweet to stay couped up in this dump! see ya latas
* Are thirsty and feen to beat are you going through puberty or something?...even if you got the chance... sweety this is too much p___y for you to handle....so pls lil boy run along and kick rocks!
***WARNING... Lames will try to get over on you with their smoke and mirror tricks, foolishness, bummatry and fakery...if a nicca displays any of these characteristics...hold on to your jimmy choos and get your pretty little ass out of there!***
lol...Damn Ma you Mean!
ReplyDeleteso true ..some dudes be a waste of time
ReplyDeletedont forget....how they always try to be bigger then what they actually are!(you know what im talking about)
ReplyDeletelol....Keep it up ur CRAZY!!
ReplyDeletewat a topic.... lame asss niggaz kill me smh shit i had my own experience with a lame this nigga wanted pussy so bad but could not afford it...what is a 8 dollar cab come on if you cant make sure that i can get from point a and b then shit u a real lame...wastin my time smh if i go on shit gonna get crazzi watch shit can be contagious damn bitchassness come in every way watch out summer the QUEEN IS OFF THIS SHIT
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